Post by Sarah on Jul 15, 2014 14:00:13 GMT
It's my mother's 70th birthday and she'll never read this stuff (I hope) - but I'm going to act like I'm a rock star and give her 'props' on the world wide web.
We're going for a meal tonight and I had a cake made for her from a swanky patisserie. It's fucking rank.
Let's hope the meal's better.